Mother's Day my ass

Mother's Day has to be the biggest pile of shit this world has seen in the realm of pointless holidays. Now, its not that I don't think that mothers deserve to be appreciated, its that I think they shouldn't have a special day for doing their job. Yep, that's right, why should they have an entire day to give stuff to mothers for doing what they should be. And if you haven't caught on yet, what they should be doing is having their husbands children. Women were put on this earth for a reason, and thats to do all the work that is below men. You know, all that stuff involving pregnancy, cooking, cleaning, and being on the recieving end of sex. Mostly the sex thing.

But don't get me wrong, now Fathers day makes sense. All these women don't understand how difficult a father has it. First, they complain when we try to have sex with them, and then they have a huge hissy fit about "child support." Child support? If you didn't want to have kids and have to take care of them, you picked the wrong day to be a female. And some even have the nerve to try to get you to cuddle afterwards. All this cuddling cuts into valuable TV time. They also don't understand how much energy it takes to slap them around. All this talk about domestic violence on the news, and it starts to seem things are going back to how they should be, but yet sometimes they still try to fight it. Eh, a few good hits with my pimp hand and they learn. And after all this slapping, I'm usually very hungry. And then I have to deal with a burnt roast. After I come home from a long day, I expect one thing, dinner on the table. And even if I'm not hungry, dinner must still be made. Sure, I'll probably throw it out, but no one wants a girl to become rusty in her culinary skills. It is obviously so much harder to be a father in today's world, they just don't seem to get it.