Oh, and just so you all know...

I don't actually believe any of this. Most of this is just things me and my friends just kinda think of while having random conversations, and I am confident they don't as well. But as one of them said to me, "Wow, you've got some balls saying that. No one would say that out loud, even though everyone thinks it."

And it's true. We all have these thoughts every now and then. So I'm posting them here, because everything should at least be spoken, if only to realize the ridiculousness of it. And these things are ridiculous, but some would think it wasn't. But my logic is, after seeing it written or hearing it said, you realize how stupid most of these things are. After all, if I don't say it, who will?

So without further delay, here are the ramblings and thoughts of xDurdenx and those I call my friends.

Friday, May 8, 2009

On the subject of rape...

Well here's a rather awkward, controversial, potentially sexy topic. Rape. Everyone thinks about rape. But sometimes, girls cross the line. What line you ask? The line they cross when they refuse to have sex with men. I mean, if they didn't want to have sex, they shouldn't have been born a girl, right? That's paramount to implied consent. And now, they've gone to far. Those uptight bitches have finally done it, they've created the worst invention ever. Commonly called the Dickshredder 9000, its actual name is the Rape aXe, and it is the bane of men. They're actually trying to stop us from doing what we were born to do. Have sex with them. This aweful device is like a female condom, and when a man goes to have intercourse with her, barbs on the inside get caught on a very precious part of a man, and can only be surgically removed. WHAT THE FUCK?

All we want is a little sex, its not like it takes any work on their part... And if they're not actively having sex with me, they should be doing something else womanly, cooking, cleaning, or getting ready to have sex with me. And so help me god if she burns the roast.... Anyway, I digress. Point is, rape isn't actually rape, its the natural order of things. I mean, "I see all these girls with their mouths open, the only problem is my dick isn't in one."

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